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Run my audit → $49 once. No subscription, no report required.Your Revenue Leak diagnosis
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Your dashboard says one thing. Your bank account says another.
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"I check the platforms myself — but I honestly can't tell if any of it's working."
the thing almost everyone says, eventuallyThis is what it's built to catch. Click each one.
A sample marketing report — the same shape it flags in real accounts. Click a flag to run that check.
Klaviyo · Abandoned Cart flow last edited 8 months ago
Google Ads · your best-converting campaign capped at $10/day
GA4 · conversions recorded this month 0, against real revenue
That's 3 leaks in a sample report. Yours might have more, or none of these three — you'll know in about 90 seconds instead of guessing for another quarter.
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Here's the turning point, friend: this isn't generic AI opinion — it runs the same line-by-line audit logic a CFO applies by hand, against your actual numbers.
What usually happens
- A dashboard says "good" and you take its word for it
- An agency report arrives, gets skimmed, gets filed
- The leak keeps draining quietly, unnamed
What this does instead
- Applies a specific audit methodology, not a vibe check
- Names the exact leak — flow, budget, or tracking gap
- Hands you the number and where it's hiding, in ~90 seconds
same read, no day rate
The Marketing Report Auditor $49
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Hand it your numbers
Upload your monthly report, or let it walk you through pulling the raw numbers from Google Ads, Klaviyo, and GA4 yourself.
It runs the audit
The same logic behind the leak-finding: dead flows, budget-starved winners, and revenue your analytics isn't tracking.
You get the read
Plain language, no jargon: what's leaking, roughly what it's costing you, and where to look next.
Everything you walk away with
The Marketing Report Auditor skill file
A Claude skill built from a working CFO's actual audit methodology — so you get the diagnostic, not just an opinion.
A raw-numbers walkthrough
No report to upload? It walks you to pull the numbers straight from Google Ads, Klaviyo, and GA4 yourself — so "I don't have a report" never blocks the audit.
A plain-language read, in ~90 seconds
What's leaking, roughly what it's costing you monthly, and where to look next — no dashboard-decoding required.
Yours to run again
One purchase, unlimited re-runs — check it again next month, next quarter, after every agency handoff.
What actually shifts once you know
Instead of wondering if the ad spend is working, you check the number you now know to check.
You're not asking "is this working?" — you're asking about the specific line item the audit flagged.
A dead flow or starved budget found in month one is a fix. Found in month eight, it's a quarter of lost revenue.
At $49 to re-run any time, checking becomes routine instead of a project you keep postponing.
What a hidden leak is probably costing you
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Financially Aligned
Built by the CFO who actually does this by hand
I'm a CPA with 35+ years in the numbers, running a strategic CFO/CRO consultancy out of a practice I inherited from my father. This audit is the methodology I already charge for — built into a $49 tool instead of a day rate.
It's the same read that built a CRO framework driving a 450%+ order-velocity jump, ran a solo 8-day promo to ~$64–77K+ in revenue, and caught a tracking failure worth roughly $13K mid-campaign — on real client accounts, not case-study fiction.
Less than one leak costs you in a week
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If it doesn't surface at least one thing costing you money, email me and I'll refund it — no questions asked.
The Marketing Report Auditor
One time. No subscription.
- The full audit skill file, yours to keep
- Raw-numbers walkthrough if you have no report
- Unlimited re-runs, any time
- Find-something-or-it's-free guarantee
Get the audit
Fair. Let's talk about it.
Straight answers, friend.
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"I'm not technical — will I break something?"
If you can upload a PDF or paste in a screenshot, you're done. There's nothing to install and nothing to configure.
"Will it actually find anything in MY numbers?"
It's built from the exact audit that caught a Klaviyo flow sitting dead for 8+ months, a winning ad campaign capped at $10/day, and six figures of revenue GA4 wasn't tracking at all — on real accounts. If something like that is hiding in yours, this is built to surface it.
"$49 for a Claude skill? Really?"
One caught leak is usually worth $500–5,000 a month, recurring. At $49 once, you only need to be right about one thing for the math to work — and the guarantee means you're not out anything if it finds nothing.
Questions? Answered.
How does this actually get delivered?
It's a Claude skill file. After purchase you'll get delivery instructions by email — you drop it into a Claude conversation and run your audit from there. No new software, no login to remember.
Does this work for my kind of business?
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Is my data safe?
Your numbers stay in your own Claude conversation — nothing is stored on a server I control or shared anywhere else.
What if it doesn't find anything?
Then email me and I'll refund the $49, no questions asked. That's the deal.
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Ninety seconds from now, friend, you could know instead of wonder.
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